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Thursday, March 22, 2012

7 Embarrassing Product Name

Decades we have entered the era of globalization where the products of a bus anywhere in Indonesia, Indonesia as well as products can be marketed abroad. But it seems to the present managers and marketing experts continue to make mistakes. Less research language and naming of products that are not sensitive even to make us roar with laughter with the name of the porn and sometimes one hundred eighty degrees from the true meaning. Inspired by the Dell tablet that will soon be launched, this is the name of the seven incorrect product manufacturer name so embarrassing.

1.Vergatorio

products this one comes from the country Chavez, even a defendant in the case this time is Hugo Chavez himself, the president of Venezuela. With the hope of floating the national mobile phone made ​​by Venezuela itself, this eccentric president ordered his staff to develop a low-cost mobile phone to people. Unlike in our country, this program succeeded in developing a mobile phone for $ 10 complete with a camera, WAP internet, FM radio, MP3 and MP4 player, impressive is not it? But for all other Latin Americans, whose name is the "strength". Chavez himself who named this product Vergatorio. A word that he created that can be translated "perfection". Whether intentional or not "Verga" in Spanish means the * ahem * local .. Penis. Local residents and Venezuela reportedly cursed like speaking in foul language, Chavez himself chose this name to describe that he was a leader who is close to the people. So ahem .. it .. plus-Torio means of perfection that can also mean power ... erect? Forgive us for the use of these connotations

2. OSRAM

Well you certainly this year the brand name one. Lighting manufacturers is one of the largest in the world. The company markets its products in 150 countries and employs 40,000 people. Factories in 42 countries including Indonesia. Owned company Siemens AG is named after the joint name of the mineral Osmium and Wolfram are both essential in the manufacture of lamps. Well the name is also why the name was the subject of ridicule in Poland. In Polish this name is formed by a verb that means * sorry * "I would defecate all over your body / something". Fatal? Imagine if you go into stores in Poland and say that you want "Osram"

3. Dasani, "Spunk"
Nothing is actually wrong with the name Dasani, Dasani is bottled mineral water brand owned by Coca-Cola. In 2004, these products are marketed in the UK under the name "Spunk" even with the slogan "Can not live without Spunk". If only the company's executives do research, or even ask the British people in general then they probably still can not lose face. "Spunk" is British slang for * more * sorry sperm. So you drink product called 'sperm' is probably not a good idea. Even worse, this mineral water proved contaminated with carcinogens Brom which is material. The law of karma?

4. Mitsubishi Pajero / Montero

Mitsubishi probably one of the companies with common sense. Mitsubishi Pajero is one of the most popular car in the world. This SUV has been sold for 30 years with 4 generations and increasingly popular as a formidable car. May be "tough" what this car needs to be seen from its name. Pajero was taken from a mountain cat in Latin America. Tough enough? In Spanish, Pajero also means we have to apologize ... * again * ... handyman masturbation. Word got out that there are already cars that are sold handyman masturbation, soon changed its name to Mitsubishi Montero, meaning "mountain warrior", a name that is more fierce. Already known, the sale of this car kept going and still known as "wankermobile" or "car builders masturbation"

5.Honda Fit -> Honda Jazz

Do you know why the car's name is named after the Jazz made ​​by Honda in Indonesia, Europe and many other countries? While called Fit in Japan, Thailand (plant origin) and the rest? James was certainly true name is not far away from restricted areas of human. Maybe now it's time you wonder why the products from Japan always an element of 'rude'. Fit, or pronounced 'fitta' in Japanese, similar to the word for * sorry sorry sorry * "vagina" in the Scandinavian languages. Samurai do not want to honor their tarnished Honda quickly changed its name to the Jazz in Europe, and transmissivity to Indonesia.

6.Silit

Well you come to Indonesia so we can not apologize again for the title itself was dirty. * Ehem * Silit is a German company that manufactures cookware. commonly marketed in Indonesia is high-quality pots. The shame here is clear his name. A name that should have nothing to do with cooking. What does silit? Just ask your friend who can speak Javanese, I will not explain

7. Dell cum

This one surely you already know. Made products that inspired this list. Dell semen is the code for the new tablet Dell products that have not been released. The tablet will work with Windows, a screen 10 ", HD graphics and scratch-resistant glass. It's not yet official because the new product name is leaked from a blog, so it is not clear, but its authenticity has been making splashy Indonesia. Your timeline is often filled tweet "Dell will issue a cum" "cum Dell, will swallow the Indonesia?", "Jizz, tablet pornography case that inspired the House". I also do not need to explain the meaning of "cum", I guess you all already know. Most likely Dell will replace the name of the product when it was released in Indonesia that might not all products are seized FPI